Hitler

Path Of Destruction Reborn

1945 the Allied Powers defeated the Axis powers ending World War II. On 30 April 1945, after intense street to street combat, when Soviet troops were within a block or two of the Reich Chancellery, Hitler committed suicide. Thus ending the rule of Hitler.

On the outskirts of Paris, France, James Stewart and his son Randy Stewart were watching the sun set over the mountain. As soon as the sun when down a red light shot up over the horizon, “Whats that dad?' asked the son to the father “It the sun's final light before it goes aways” The earth began to shake and a whole was forming behind them and getting bigger. The family moved away from witnessing evil being reborn. The whole was about 50 feet wide, and a black shadow flew out and landed right in front of them. The shadow was getting lighter and it began to form a body. “Argh! I have woken!” the father and son were starring right at it shaking in fear of this being. “Mm, humans” I grabbed the father and sucked the life out of him until he was just bones. The son started to run down the hill to get help. He was almost there when the evil being popped up in front of him. “Where are you going son?” he grabs him and tosses him up in the air and opens his mouth wide and swallows the teenager whole. “I love teenagers, they have the best meat” he turns to the city of Paris and says “It has been 250 years since I ruled this land, now I must take it back, but I do not have enough energy to take it back, I must find a human body to embody” The spirit disappears into thin air...

New York City:

“Alright guys lets move this stone with the force” I said. The young lings began to use the force to move boulders out the way to make there way to the other side of the grass field. “Alright class, thats enough for today, tomorrow we will use the force on a bigger object, like a semi truck, Class dismissed” The students went home to there parents and I locked up the Jedi temple. I went up to my room and started to think, it has only been 5 years after that battle in Paris, and I haven't seen or heard of Courtney or the others. I've always wondered if then were still alive. All of the sudden my phone began to ring. “Hello” I said. “AJ, what the fuck man, where are you now?” “Who's this?” “Courtney, dude I need help I'm over here by the docks, can you give me a lift?” I replied “Alright I'm on my way” I got my stuff and headed towards the docks. I was driving to the docks and I had remembered to bring my lightsaber, just in case I needed it, I didn't know what Courtney has gotten himself into this time but I will find out, I punched it to 5^th gear and headed towards the docks.

I arrive to the docks, the lights are all off and its very dark, I didn't know what I was going to see, hopefully Courtney. I heard a faint yell “Help, Help” I ran towards the weak voice before it faded away, the more I ran towards it it got louder and then, I saw Courtney. “Courtney?” he looks over to me and says “Hey AJ, can you help me get home” “Sure why not but first tell me why your naked” “Ill tell you in the car, you brought the car right, I don't wanna go on a bus naked, trust me it ain't fun.” So we got to my car, I gave Courtney a towel to cover himself and we got in the car and drove back to the Temple. “So Courtney where have you been and why are you naked?” “I've been wondering the seas, no I'm just kidding, you remember that map I took from the Museum in New York” I nodded. “Well they finally caught me and I was sentence to like 5 years in prison, so they sent me to Guantanamo Bay to serve my sentence, but I didn't really wanted to there, I wanted to go to Alcatraz but apparently its close for some dumb reason. So we were on the plane and I decided to break out of my chains and I opened the plane door and jumped down to the ocean below” I raised one eye brow and said “okay, continue” He jumped up and said, “Okay, dude this is just the beginning, so I would up on a Island with ninja monkeys, and I trained with them for like 2 years, and then I built myself a ship to get off of there. So I got my boat and left and headed back to the states, even though I didn't know where I was going. Then one night I fell asleep and the next thing I was heading towards the Bermuda Triangle, I could stop the boat from going into the whirlpool so I feel into the whirlpool. The next day I had woken up in the Lost City Of Atlantis dude. I stayed there for about 3 years, learning there stuff, and they taught me so many of their technological items. Before I left I went into a temple and I found the 7 Chaos Crystals. They wanted to kill me but one of the crystals activate and launched me out of Atlantis, and shot me out of the water 100 feet in the air, and then well, I guess during the launch I lost my clothes cause I was naked and it was cold. I saw the statue of Liberty in the distance so I started to swim towards New York hoping I can find you. Thats my story” I was shocked on things could chance in 5 years. “Well Courtney looks like you had fun these past 5 years” “So Aj, What have you done?” “well I created Jediism in the United States and so far it has been working perfectly.” “Awesome dude, I can't wait to learn the Jedi ways, hey dude I'm hungry got any food?” “Hold on, when we get back to the temple.” We drove back to the temple and we ate and Courtney continued to tell his story, and then we went to bed.

“So what time does your Jedi class start?” asked Courtney. “I decided to cancel it for today to get you fixed up” “Dude I really appreciate that you went to get me yesterday” “ Courtney I know you would have done the same” “he replied “True that” We ate breakfast and then we left to get Courtney some clothes, he really needed. As we were driving to the store, Courtney said “Hey dude isn't tomorrow Hitler's birthday?” “Yeah it is, but he's dead, so it don't matter” “Imagine he just comes back to life and started destroying New York and the world” I gave a sarcastic laugh and said “Ha ha, you have a big imagination Courtney”

Back in Paris, the Evil Spirit reformed on the mountain, he transformed to human form so he can wonder the city of Paris. As he was wondering around, he saw two teenagers in a stand with Adolf Hitler on it, the teenager said to the spirit “Look it here, this is Hitler, he fought here in World War II, he killed a lot of people, he is a iconic person, someone to remember.” The evil being turned and said “Where is this Hitler person buried?” the teenager responded “Well look, we don't know exactly, cause people say he committed suicide on the last day of the war, but some people say he is frozen in the mountain behind yah.” the evil being grabs both of the teens and says “Your lucky, you told me this information, I would have killed you, thank you for the information” He lets them go and heads into the alley and disappears. The teens say “This dude, was bloody weired” they both shrugged their shoulders and handed out more flyer's of Hitler. The evil spirit arises to the top of the mountain “Hmm so this Hitler, person is either frozen or dead up here in this mountain, If I can find him, I can embody his body and take over the world once again. Once again Sorcerer Rodriguez will rule the world” he gave a gigantic laugh into the sky. “Now I must find this body” he sat down and began to do a chant, as the chant continued, a cloud began to form around the mountain and he could see right through the mountain as it was a glass. He stands up and and sees skeletal remains and brings it out of the cave “I found you” he walks towards it and brings it back to life, with his power, the person is reborn, but it turns out its not Hitler. “Who are you?” he asks the young guy in the soldier suit. “I am a soldier, I'm fighting for Hitler” He starts looking for his gun “Soldier” Rodriguez yells out. “Soldier, Hitler is dead and now you must help me find him, so we can bring him back to take over the world.” He stands up and says “Yes Sir” Rodriguez and the soldier look for the body, but after hours of searching they find nothing. Then Rodriguez thinks, he says to the soldier “Okay soldier, you are gonna come with me to hell, maybe we will find him there” The soldier and Rodriguez head to hell.

Meanwhile in New York, Courtney and Aj are coming home from buying Courtney clothes. “ Damn, I tired” I said to Courtney. “Yeah me too, Courtney out” he just falls to on the couch and starts to snore away. I couldn't sleep wondering what happened to the others, last thing I remembered Damien had a Pot Farm. But thats the last thing I remembered. Then I hear a knock on the door. I get up and walked towards it, and as soon as I open the door, FBI agents fly in the room and say “Freeze, where is Courtney Shavers?” I say “I don't know who you are talking about?” The turn to the living room and see Courtney sleeping and they get him up and arrest him. One of the agents says “You, just fucked yourself over, he points the gun at me and is about to shoot when I hear the walls crack. The ceiling flies off and vines pick up the agents and launches them to who knows where. Then this green guy comes down and says “AJ, is that you, its me, Damien” I rub my eyes, making sure its not a illusion. “Damien is that really you, I thought you were on your pot farm and what happened to you?” Damien and I look towards Courtney, Damien says “Dude why are you naked” Courtney looks at us and say “I don't fucking know, my clothes keep burning up” I get a towel again and put it over him and we go sit down to talk. “Um, Damien can you put my roof back?' I ask Damien. He gets the roof back on. So I make coffee and we sit down and I ask Damien “What happened to you?”

He starts talking as Courtney is playing with Damien's marijuana leaves. “Well this happened about 5 years ago, after I left to my pot farm, I found this plant sticking out in the middle of my farm. I walk towards it and its the weirdest plant I have ever seen, but it looked like a marijuana plant but it was blue, so got it, and it smelled good. So put it into my bong, lit it up and smoked in the plant. Thats when this all started, It was so good, I think it was the best shit ever, nothing compared to it. I was so high I knocked out, and I had a dream that a green little dude, who actually was Yoda, that little dude from Star Wars®, and he said in the dream “Go, You must to the Island of Marijuana, die you will” and then he left with a joint in his mouth. So I woke up and I had to find this island, so I went searching and a long the way these little leaves of marijuana were showing me the way to island, so I got in a boat and headed to the island. I finally found it and these monks in hemp came up to me and took me this temple and then they placed me in the middle of this room and they where all around me and there were 7, and each were at a certain point like a pot leaf. Another monk that wasn't in a circle gave me a mask and it was connected to a whole, and the other monks had the same mask. Then Yoda came out again “Marijuana God, You will, Destiny it is, for you” Then the room caught on fire and each monk took a hit of the marijuana in front of them and then they exhaled it into the tube that was connected to me, I took the biggest hit of my life. Then I felt to high and I knocked out. I woke up and I was all green and the head monk said “Master, you are now the leader of the Pot Monks and Pot Island.” I was like so happy, so I stayed there for like 5 years. But recently the head monk told me that he felt a rather disturbance in the air and felt I should go to New York, to help you guys out. Thats my story, anybody have a better one?” I replied “Nope, you take the cake” Damien said “Thats right bitches, you can't beat the pot god. Hey look what I can do” He farted “Yeah I just farted out weed. My whole body is made of weed” I was getting a little light headed.

Hell:

Rodriguez reached hell and began looking for the devil himself, and then he saw him sitting at his thrown. “Ahh, Satan is that you?” Satan turned to and saw Rodriquez “ Rodriguez, it has been centuries since I've seen you. How you been?” “I've been good, I see you lost weight Satan” “ha ha, yes I truly have, so how can I help you my old friend” “You can help me by telling me where Adolf Hitler is buried” “Well he was never really buried, he is actually here in hell” “Yes I know that but I need his body” “Well thats easy its here too” “Really, hmm can I have it?” “For What Rodriguez?” Rodriguez gets closer to Satan “For I can bring havoc to earth” Satan begins to laugh “I will give his body if and only if you bring everyone down here” Rodriguez smiles “Deal” Satan calls over his assistant, “Bring me Hitler's body” Satan turns over “Anything to drink Rodriguez” “no no, I'm okay Satan” Satan gets a glass of blood and puts liquor into the drink. “I keep my most valuable bodies frozen for I can use them later. So tell me Rodriguez how are going to do this?” Rodriguez leans over and says “Simple, break the border” Satan drops his glass in shock “Are you mad, no one in the universe has attempted that” Rodriguez grins “well I will be the first, evil will rise again Satan and we will rule the galaxy” The frozen corpse of Hitler is brought in. “here it is Rodriguez” he walks towards the body “Perfect now to bring back destruction” he became the shadow form and went into the body. Immediately Hitler's eyes begin to glow a bright red. The ice shatters and Hitler is reborn, in a deep voice he speaks “Now my reign of terror will begin again” a blast shatters the room and a whole opens above and Hitler erupts to the top. Breaking the wall....

New York:

“So sounds like you guys have had fun in the last 5 years” I said to Courtney and Damien. “Hey its about to be midnight, time for my midnight hit, and besides Aj, I beat both of you in a fight any day” Courtney says “Well you know what....” the room begins to shakes rapidly, I say “Damian is that you?” he replies “No its not” he looks out the window and sees a giant storm forming over the Atlantic ocean and spreading towards New York and covering the skies. We run up to the roof and the shaking stops, we look to the ocean and see lighting striking down the center of a whirlpool that opened up offshore. “Its sucking down ships left and right” said Courtney. The whirlpool was getting bigger and then stopped getting bigger. Then it just went silent, all of the sudden a giant shadow flew out of the whirlpool and stood right above the whirlpool. The figure looked like a man, and his eyes where bright red, the next thing we saw was the Brooklyn Bridge and the other main bridges of New York connecting and forming a long bridge from the whirlpool to the docks. The being formed into a human, we noticed that it looked a lot like Hitler. We ran down the stairs towards the docks, and we took a bigger look and it was Hitler. “Dude I thought he died in the Civil War” said Damien. “Yeah thats what I thought, and he died in WWII” I said to Damien. Hitler began to rise up the bridges and then out of the whirlpool came out an army of zombies, but them all had that swastika logo on their clothing. “Oh my fucking god AJ, its a Nazi Zombie Army RUN!” said Courtney he started to run but Damien got him, and said “Dude, we must stop this” “He's right Courtney, our army can't take down super zombies” So the three of us agreed to take down these zombies. There started arriving on the docks, and a huge voice overhead said, “kill them all!!!” it was Hitler. Violent lighting strikes started up with rough winds.

We started to see the United States Army arrive from above and from behind us, they started bombing the bridges and the zombies. It wasn't working, I turned on my lightsaber and said “Ready, you guys?” “READY!” we ran towards the zombies to take them down, but there were way to many, we cut there heads off and they still come back. Then a giant noise roared the skies, and then the whirlpool became a pool of lava, the skies darkened, and the ground began to give way and flames filled the ground. More zombies were crawling out, but one of the zombies heading towards us looked very familiar, and it hit me, it was Charlie, he was possessed and we need to break him out it and bring him back to life. I grab Charlie and knock him the floor and yell for Damien. “Hey get over here, Courtney hold the zombies back.” “What you need, hey is that Charlie trying to eat your arm?” I reply holding Charlie down “Can you bring him back to life using your powers?” “I can try” “well try then” Damien says “Hold him” Damien's vines go into Charlie's mouth and all over his body, and Damien uses his power to bring him back, and they both began to glow. You could see the flesh of Charlie grow again and then, there he was back. We looked at Charlie “Are you okay” Charlie says “Where am I?” I say to him “Your in New York fighting off Hitler's zombie army” “Oh shit, he gets up and says okay then lets fight them fuckers off, I need a gun” “What why?” I asked Charlie replied “I am the best shooter in all of Texas” So Charlie runs towards the nearest dead cop and gets his guns, he spins the guns and says “These fuckers are dead” So we fight off his army, but more and more zombies are coming out. Then Hitler rises up and brings back another being, this being is much more familiar, it forms into a human form. It was Evil Sal, but his eyes were really black and he looked more powerful than before. “Dude where is good Sal when we need him?” said Courtney.

We were fighting off these zombies, but there wasn't really no point anymore, they were taking out the army fast and we were losing ammo and army fast. Then in the sky planes started were flying over us, and bombs started to fall over Hitler's army and something else fell but it wasn't a bomb. I came crashing down and cracked the floor and cloud of dust spreads, and in the shadow there was a person rising up and started to walk towards us. “Hey jackasses” It was David “How did you survive that fall?” said Charlie “I was in a CIA/MI6 experiment and my bones are now Mithril, the strongest metal in the planet” he looked up and said “The British sent me to take down this Hitler person, I brought back up. Its looks like that faggit Evil Sal is back” “Yeah also with Hitler and his Nazis” said Damien “Okay, lets take them down” we run back to the battlefield to take down the zombies. We fight our way through bridge and we are literally 50 feet from Hitler. He looks at us and says “Sal, kill them all” Evil Sal comes flying towards us and starts to fight us, we are giving him everything we got and hes just fighting us all off. I get my lightsaber and jump towards him ready to strike him down, when he punches his fist straight to my chest and just rips it out my heart. Aj falls to the ground dead, “NO!' yells Courtney. Courtney runs towards Sal and pushes him into the whirlpool of fire. Courtney picks up Aj's body and says “No AJ, why you?” Courtney yells out in anger “NO!” Courtney stands up and screams, little rocks start to rise and his eyes, turn black, his muscles get bigger, and static starts shooting out of his body, the 7 Chaos crystals from a circle around him and light up and go into his body. He screams and at the end the transformation, he has so much anger in him, he's lost his mind.

Evil Sal rises from the whirlpool and and launches towards Courtney, but Courtney punches Sal in the stomach, with that blow from Courtney, Sal is torn apart and destroyed. Ripped to shreds, Damien and the others were in shock on how powerful Courtney has become. Hitler see how powerful and evil Courtney is now, and he takes over Courtney's mind. Courtney is trying to fight it off but he cannot, because the crystals are evil. “Courtney destroy them all” said Hitler. Courtney turns around a giant blast comes from his hand blows up buildings in New York and kills lots of people. “Courtney Stop this” said Damien “We must stop him some how” said David “How, are we going to stop him, hes way stronger than all of us combined” said Charlie “We must try” said David. “I must stop this somehow” I said “I may be dead and now I am a Jedi spirit, but I must fight off the demons in Courtney's mind, I must use my powers or the whole world is gone” AJ's Jedi ghost goes inside's Courtney's mind. “I'm in, its a been cold in here.” I was looking around and saw pure darkness, then evil Courtney was walking towards me, and the room got clearer and I saw good Courtney in a cage, knocked out. “Release Courtney” I said to Evil Courtney, Evil Courtney laughs “Never, my master Hitler is going to rule the earth for ever” I summon my lightsaber, “Not under my watch” Evil Courtney takes out a lightsaber, a black one. “Lets do this Jedi Master AJ” said Evil Courtney. With both lightsabers drawn, they both head towards each other with vengeance, as lightsabers make contact, both men struggle to gain power over another, as they realize their defensive skills are matched, a struggle begins, Aj draws back looking like hes about to defeated, until with a quick strength push throws Courtney to the ground. AJ notices that Evil Courtney is injured and weakened. I speak “It has come down to this, the end of your short reign” Evil Courtney is begging for his life, as his cries go unheard. Aj gives Evil Courtney a hand, but as he is helping him up, AJ grabs his head and as Evil Courtney realizes his death, AJ swings back his arm, and with one quick swipe, he beheads Evil Courtney, as Evil Courtney's lower body, falls to the ground and disappears along with the head that Aj had in his hand. I free good Courtney and tell him to regain his body.

I leave his mind, and while I'm outside the body, Courtney is regaining his conciseness and realizes what hes done and flies towards Hitler and over him, and forms a giant energy ball, and aims over Hitler and the whirlpool. “This is for AJ” and Courtney launches the ball straight down dragging Hitler and his army down to hell, and closing the portal from hell. The whirlpool disappears and the skies began to clear, and Courtney with his power draining falls, out of the sky. But David catches him before, he falls into the ocean. Courtney quickly regains conciseness and says “Where's AJ?” Damien says “Aj's dead, dude” Courtney sees AJ's dead body lying on the bridge. Courtney gets up and says “I must bring him back somehow, Courtney falls to his knees near AJ, and says “Aj, I'm sorry I let you down” The AJ's Jedi Spirit forms, “Courtney, its okay, I'm in a better place now, its up to you guys to protect this world. My time has ended, I have been protecting this city for 5 years already, its time for you to take over. Go to the Empire State Building 99^th floor and you speak to a guy name Joey, he will fix you guys up for life, and its up to you guys to take care of the city and the world now that I'm gone. I'll be watching you guys. Farewell my friends” AJ's spirit left. “Wait” said Charlie.

A few months after Hitler's chaos. Courtney, Damien, David, Charlie and Corey, Courtney's pet goat have been protecting the world from evil. Courtney has risen the lost city of Atlantis, and now it is the 8^th continent. Courtney teaches others the ways of the force, to continue AJ's Jedi Temple. Damien, still has his pot farm, but now he has pot farms in the U.S. But he has problems, with Corey the Goat, who keeps eating his pot. David is now the Top General in the United States and is training new soldiers. Charlie well, Charlie is just Charlie, hes guarding the states with his guns. With the world in much better hands, evil does not dare to rise again and bring havoc....

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Current Location: At Home
Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Muse "Stockholm Syndrome"

 

Sal vs. Sal

one shall stand, one shall Fall

 

It was 6 months after our friends, Damian, Jessica, Daniel, Victor and David had died, and it still felt like it happened yesterday. It was a very cold morning here in New York, I was scheduled to meet up with Courtney at 9am, because he had told me he had to tell me something very important. I got out of bed, took a shower and in an hour I was out the door heading to a restaurant where Courtney wanted to meet.

 

The restaurant was very small, enough for about 200 people, at the very end I saw Courtney and Charlie. “whats up” said Charlie. Courtney immediately spoke right after, “i found this map in a museum, well actually stole it” “it read about two beings, good and evil, will come back to fight again” I was thinking, where is he going with this? “I say we go to this meet where good an evil will fight and watch them fight” said Courtney. “Are you nuts, your dumb, you made me meet you here for that” I said. “No, dude this might be true” said Charlie, “it said in the back of the map that a terrible leader, would rule a land, and would cause the land to weaken” “And who is that” I said “George W. Bush” said Courtney. “So when is this thing going down and where” I said.

 

“Well according to this map, it will happen in Paris, France on October 23, of the year 2012” I didn't know how Courtney knew what it was saying on the map but October 23 was next week. I told Courtney and Charlie to pack their things because we are going to Paris, France. I wanted to invite some people, to take with us, I decided to make some phone calls later that day. I was watching the news while I was making phone calls, and it looked like a huge storm was going to be in Paris, on October 23, and we had to leave tomorrow, to get to Paris before the storm did. Today was Friday so the we would leave Saturday, before the storm hit on Tuesday.

 

It was 5pm and I heard the phone ring and it was a voice that sounded very familiar, “hey can you come pick me up from JFK?, its David Sandoval” he had hung up, and I was thinking was this a dream, I remember him going down a river and never seeing him again. So I went to go pick up Courtney and Charlie to pick up David. We parked in the parking lot, and as we are walking in, we see David being held my the Airport police. We got David and went back to the car, and the cop had told us that David was hitting people for the phone, thats why he had hung up so fast.

 

The first thing I asked David as we stood outside the car was, “how the fuck did you survive?” He explained “Well after I fell into the river and went down stream, I was picked up by a native, and was dragged into their village, and for two months I lived with them and helped them out until my wounds and bones healed. Then I went to the capital of Niger, Niamey to find a way home, but I had no money, so for 3 months in a half, I worked till I got enough to get a plane ride home. I got the money and well I'm here now.” It was a very fun journey he had. Courtney spoke “Hey, David you wanna go to Paris, France to see two gods fight each other?” “SHUT UP!” I said to Courtney “Sure why not” David said I turned back to the steering wheel and turned on the card and accelerated towards home. “ill pay for your ticket” I told David.

 

 

It was a very shiny morning in New York, and me and David got ready and later we would meet up with the other guys. We all met at LaGuardia Airport, two other friends Albert Diaz and David Chavez were tagging along with us to Paris. While we were standing in line, I was thinking to myself, “what a coincidence that there are six of us, heading across the pond again” We sat down at the waiting room and talked about the fun times. “Flight 123, from New York City, New York to Paris France is now Boarding” Said the loudspeaker. So we boarded the plane and in about 8 hours we would arrive in France. Through the flight, most of us were sleeping, I was reading a book and Courtney was doing some yoga thing.

 

We landed in Paris, France around 1am, so we decided to go to our hotel and rest, because we were too tired from the flight. The next day was Sunday, and it was very cold in Paris, we went to go explore Paris, but for some reason Courtney left and went to wonder off and we found him talking to a cop about the map he found. We saw him get arrested, we went to the police station and asked if he can be released. “no, MI6 needs to talk to him” said the officer “whats MI6” asked Charlie “Bye” said the officer. We waited an hour until we saw Courtney come out with a tall man. He spoke “Come with me” Courtney said “Don't worry were safe” We follow the guy to an underground room under the police station.

 

The tall dude said “My name is James Bong, I am a MI6 agent, number 420, I am here to investigate the mysterious battle that is going to happen two days from now” “Wait, it is going to happen” I said. “Yes, 250 years ago, their was a Monarch named Sal, he was very peaceful and he took care of this land for decades, until there was an evil sorcerer who used a spell on Sal, but it went wrong and it split Sal into two, Good Sal and Evil Sal. They fought for three day and then on the third day a superior being silenced the battle and it ended.” James Bong said. “It is said that the superior being's silence will only last 250 years and good Sal and evil Sal will be released once again, which is on Tuesday.”

 

After James Bong told us the story, we went to go eat and have fun in Paris. The next morning we were sent a note from James Bong to meet him at the police station. So we met him there and he took us to a huge building and we went to the top floor, and we waited. A tall black man in a nice suit was walking towards us, James Bong walked towards the unknown black man. They both walked toward us, and the black man spoke “I am President Kuyate of France, my agent, James Bong told me about your discovery” we showed Kuyate the map and he spoke softly to James Bong and said “We have been preparing for this battle, I suggest you guys stay home today” That sounded like a good idea, because the clouds were getting darker and darker by the moment.

 

We went home and played poker, it was around 11:45 pm and a huge flash of light lit the sky, and a loud rumble of thunder shook the building. The power went out in the whole city, we saw from our window the lights from the buildings below we going out as well. The clouds started to form a funnel in the sky and then more lightning strikes were flashing the sky, and the winds and rain were hitting against the window very hard. Ten minutes later, a funnel was opening wide in the sky and the moon was shining through. A huge lightning had struck hit the ground, and a huge shadow came out of where the lightning struck. Fireballs were flying out the hole from the ground and then lava was crawling out the hole in the ground. In minutes people were screaming and explosions were happening everywhere around the city.

 

 

We exited the building and when we were outside we saw James Bong and he took us towards a building close to the action. Then another lightning strike hit the ground opposite from the original spot. Another shadow came out of the ground, its with glaring with light. Then the earth started to shake and a the ground was starting to open up, and people and buildings started to fall into the giant crater. Flames started to blare out of the crater and, the being that came out first was on top of a building and he spoke “I am evil Sal, its my time to rule this pathetic planet” The other one was on another building and he spoke “No, I will stop you, I am good Sal, the battle ends now” Evil Sal was speaking some language, and people started to come out of the crater and it turned out it was zombies they were attacking people. Good Sal told the people of Paris that he will save them but he can't fight the army and fight evil Sal, at the same time Frances army swarmed the city and started to battle with the evil zombies.

 

“Its been too long since we last fought” said Evil Sal “Yes it has, but you will die this time” said Good Sal “You still fight for the weak” said Evil Sal “At the end of this day, one shall stand and one shall fall” said Good Sal. They both flew into battle fighting each other while the whole city was fighting the zombies. James Bong told us to stay up here while he and President Kuyate, went to fight the zombies, “No, we must help or this whole world will fall” I said. James Bong said “there is no time to argue, grab a gun and lets go.” We saw zombies fighting the army, there was zombie behind David Chavez and out of no where, Kuyate, kicked the zombies asses. President Kuyate was a like a ninja fighting against these zombies. We were fighting off the zombies but more were coming and Evil and Good Sal were still fighting.

 

“Look out!” said Charlie pushing David Chavez out of the way, and the zombie just got Charlie and ripped him into two pieces, like a piece of twig. The zombie looked very familiar, “Its Damian” said Courtney, I looked closer and it was him and another zombie joined him, the other zombie was Jessica. We started to run, we were shocked to see them again but, now they are zombies now. As we were running Courtney told me to get the rope that was up ahead and we would tie them up, so me and Courtney got the rope and ran in opposites directions around Damian and Jessica, and tied them both together. We looked up at the sky and it was still dark and the Sals were still fighting. I though about shooting Evil Sal and maybe this would all end, we ran up the stairs to another building. I got a gun and pointed at Evil Sal, and I shot but the bullet and it went right through him. He looked at us and came after us, right before he was about to hit us good Sal kicked him out of the way and evil Sal flew into a building. Good Sal told us “get out of here” We fled to the lower floors and from the window we saw Kuyate fall to the floor.

 

We went towards him and he was stabbed in the chest and was dieing, he was not breathing right, he was going out, and his last words were “KUYATE NATION” James Bong took us to this church, and we sealed the door from the zombies. “What are we going to do” said David Chavez “I don't know” said James Bong. There was a lady and her children crying, and Courtney said to them “Don't worry, we'll gonna be alright, just pray.” They shook their heads and started to pray. Then a beam of light came through the open sky and was shining on top of the roof of the church so me and the other went topside.

 

The beam of light disappeared and a chubby, long haired guy came out, and he spoke “I am Jesus, I was prayed to, to stop this war” David Chavez said “Wait, Jesus ain't chubby” “Are you questioning the lord?” David said “No” Chubby Jesus said “Well if your going against god then bye” he put his hand out and without touching David he threw him off the roof but he took Albert with him by accident and they landed on one of the church's spiked roof, “Anyone want to go against me?” Chubby Jesus said.

 

We shook our heads. “good, time to stop this war” “Wait” said good Sal “we must end this battle or this will happen again.” “Fine” Said Chubby Jesus. So the battle went on, Good Sal kicked Evil Sal out of the sky onto a ledge in the crater, and then he took out a sword and stabbed Evil Sal through the chest. Evil Sal stepped back and then fell into the crater and disappeared, the lava flew up in the air and then went back down. The earth started to shake again and the remaining zombies went back into the crater and disappeared as well. The sky cleared up and everything went back to normal. We had noticed that Jessica and Damian didn't go back into the crater, because they were tied up. Good Sal said “Thank you for helping, this battle is over” “Courtney spoke “Is it possible you can transform Damian and Jessica back into humans?” “sure why not” So Good Sal turned Damian and Jessica into humans again.

 

Good Sal went back into the sky and disappeared, we went back down and we saw Damian and Jessica. “Hey guys, I got the bong” said Damian “and there is still pot in it, lets got smoke it” Chubby Jesus spoke “Well, I guess I'm not needed anymore, so I'm going to go smoke some pot” “You smoke pot Jesus?” said Damian “Of course, I made it” “wait” said Damian, “can you grant me a wish?” “Do you I look like a genie to you?” said Chubby Jesus “No” He said. Chubby Jesus left and Damian was sad because he wanted his wish to come true. The Good Sal reappeared and said “whats your wish?” “I want 10 acres of land with pot everywhere in Amsterdam” said Damian. “Alright” In seconds, me and the other were sent to Damian's pot farm. “thank you” said Damian. We all laughed at Damian's little wish.

 

We stayed in Paris for another week and then we went home. Damian and Jessica got together and lived on his pot farm. David Sandoval stayed in Paris with James Bong to serve for MI6 as a Double 0 agent. Well me and Courtney went back to the United States, and went back to living our normal lives, until Courtney finds something else to get us into. On the flight home Courtney asked me a question, “what happened to the sorcerer?” I told him I didn't know....

 

 

 

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Current Location: At home
Current Mood: cranky

This is a story i wrote for a class...

 

 

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

 

One night me and my friends Courtney, David, Victor, Damian, and Charlie were eating at a diner in New York. We had just watched the film The Mummy Returns, and we were talking about the interesting historic sights that were used in the film from Egypt. Courtney brought up an idea to go to Egypt, Charlie had brought up that he had a friend named Daniel Menchaca who was a pilot who can possibly fly us there, Charlie stepped out of the diner to call Daniel. In the meantime me and the rest of the guys we're plotting ideas on what to do and when to go to Egypt. When Charlie returned, he had told us that his friend Daniel can fly us to Egypt on his private jet and that he can fly us on Friday night. So the date was scheduled and we had one day to get ready and pack for the trip.

 

Our flight was scheduled to leave at 5pm in the afternoon, me and Victor took a cab to LaGuardia Airport, where we would meet with the other guys. We arrive to LaGuardia Airport and we met up with David and the others. The six of us go to Terminal F, and waited in the boarding area on the tarmac. The flight attendant introduced herself, she said her name was Jessica and she would be attending us on our flight. She guided us to our plane, where we met up with Daniel, she said we could start boarding. It was a very small jet, for about 10 people, we all took our seats. Daniel got into the cockpit and revved up the engines, while Jessica was showing us the emergency procedures and in a matter of minutes we were gliding through the skies of New York. Daniel had told us earlier that the flight would take about 11 hours to get Cairo, Egypt.

 

It was mid flight and me and the guys were playing poker, and David and Damian had both left to the cockpit, laughing. I was the only one that actually noticed them, it was rather strange that they both had left together to the cockpit. Ten minutes passed and they were still in the cockpit, I was curious what they were doing in there. As soon as I got up, the speaker came on and Daniel was saying that we were over Niger, but he sounded awkward. I went to check up on them as soon as I opened the door, Jessica, Daniel, Damian and David were smoking pot. I was about to say something when the whole plane shook, like if it was a earthquake. Suddenly the plane was heading down nose first at tremendous speed, I told Daniel to do something but he was too high to do anything. He finally noticed that we were falling from the sky and he told us to strap ourselves in and prepare for an emergency landing.

 

In a matter of minutes we crashed, and landed in a jungle in Niger, all I saw was fames and debris everywhere, and I was still strapped in. I saw Courtney heading towards my way and he was telling me “lets go! the plane is on fire, its going blow!” Me and the survivors, which were the six of us, fled the burning plane. Victor had told me that Daniel and Jessica didn't make it, I looked at all of us, to see if it was a dream or reality. Damian said “holy shit the bong” he went back into the burning plane to get the bong, and we said “no.” Damian had gotten the bong and I was going to go get him, but when I was close to the plane it exploded with harsh flames. In a matter of minutes Damian was gone along with our way home. All of our stuff was on the plane and we had no contact with anyone, and the plane was gone we had no connections through the cockpit.

 

On my watch it was 11 pm, which would make it around 8 am in Niger. So we decided to head out to find civilization and get help, while we had the sun on our side. Charlie said “those clouds looks like there going to form a nasty storm, we got to find civilization soon” So we were on our way, with no cell phones, or GPS or anything that could help us, we went blind into the jungle. I checked my watch once again it was noon here in Niger, and it was getting darker, due to the storm that was heading towards us. We found a river, we stopped and rested, while we brainstormed on finding a way to get out the jungle.

 

I had no clue where we were, only that we were in Niger, out of no where a flash, out lightning roared the skies. We ran under a pile a rocks near the riverbed, the rain was coming down fast and the water level was rising. In seconds the river became very rapid and debris from the trees were everywhere. We tried to hold on to the rocks as the water was rising, coming down the river was a log, head in our direction. We tried to move out the way, but unfortunately, it had hit David and took him down the river and he was gone in the distance, like if he was a piece of paper. The rain had stopped and we got out of the river to dry our selfs out, and we realized that we lost another person and there was only four of us left. We didn't want to keep going, we were worried that something might happened to us. Charlie spoke “In order for us to be saved, we must keep going until we find help” It was a good idea at the time, we couldn't stay and wait for someone, we had walk far away from the crashed plane.

 

We continued to walk to find help, on my mind was the deaths of Damian, Daniel, Jessica and David, I couldn't believe this had happened. I stopped thinking, when Victor spoke, “wait, I thought I heard something” Courtney said he was just hearing things, I had heard a branch crack, then a hissing sound. Right next to Victor I saw a big black rope, that was moving. “Victor behind you” said Charlie, it was an Anaconda wrapping around Victor, I got a stick, but the tail of the snake had hit me away, and the snake was tightening Victor, that he was turning tomato red and blood was coming out of his eyes and ears, the snaked opened his mouth and swallowed Victor into his mouth, we just started to run, we had no chance to help Victor at this point. I was thinking in my head, “another friend gone, I can't believe this is happening.”

 

We stopped from running away from the snake, it was sprinkling. Charlie was freaking out and me and Courtney had to calm him down. I looked at my watch again and it was around 3pm and it was getting even darker and we had no where to sleep. We decided to look for a place to rest and sleep in the night. We had found a small cave that could fit the three of us, we looked for wood to try to make a fire, we piled up plenty of wood to last us the night. Now we had to find a way to start the fire, luckily Courtney had a lighter with him, we lit the flame and rested till the next dawn.

 

It was 10pm and the storm had left the area, and I was gazing at the stars and the moon. Courtney came and told me that Charlie had fallen asleep and we should get some rest, after a tragic day, we must find a way home soon, he said. “Agreed” I said. I went and lay down in the cave and closed my eyes and slept.

 

I woke to my alarm that was on my watch, it was 6am, and the fire was out. I woke both Charlie and Courtney, I went to a clearing in the trees, and saw a little town in a the far distance. I went back and told Charlie and Courtney. We got up and left, on the way to the town, Charlie had to go piss, we had to wait. He went behind a tree, me and Courtney were talking about food, when we heard a “OH MY FUCKING GOD!” We went towards Charlie and we saw him on the floor, and it looked as if he had been bitten by a snake. He was starting sweat rapidly, he spoke “a snake bit me on my dick” I told him hold on we're almost to the town. We didn't know what to do, I picked him up and carried Charlie on my shoulders, Courtney climb a tree to see how far we were form the town. He came back down and he said about 15 minutes, Charlie has fainted and we went quickly towards the town. We didn't know what would happen to Charlie.

 

We finally arrived at the town and we went directly to the town hospital, the nurse asked us “whats wrong with him” I replied “He got bitten by a snake on his penis” She called two other nurses and took him into the doctor's office. We rest in the lobby of the small hospital. The nurse came out and told us that he would be alright, and the doctor is doing a ritual to get the venom out. Me and Courtney peaked in to see what this ritual was all about. We saw the doctor doing a weird dance where his legs where moving back in forth and his hands moving side to side, and speaking some weird language. The nurse came back into the room and told us there was a free telephone and food in the small cafeteria. We had gone into the cafeteria, and I made a phone call to the airport and and told them the situation and asked the nurse where we were, which was in the south of Niger, a place called Zinder.

 

After we ate, Charlie had rolled in in a wheel chair, and he said “whats up guys” We asked him how was feeling. “well I won't be using my friend for a while” replied Charlie in laughter. The nurse said that there was a bus ride heading to the capital Niamey that had a airport. So when we were well enough we hopped on the bus heading to Niamey. In four hours we were in Niamey, during the ride to Niamey we were talking if we should continue to Egypt in memory of the guys or head home. We decided to head back home and later we would go back to Egypt. We took the 9pm flight to New York City and we were just happy to be back in the states. The police in Zinder had found the crashed plane and well what had happened was in the past now.

 

2 months later, me, Charlie, Courtney and another friend named Eric went to Egypt and had our fun exploring the land of the lost Egyptians. We dedicated that trip to our lost friends, who died earlier.

 

 

 

 

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Current Location: At home
Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Phil Collins

Hi Again, Im in terrible pain here at school. I injured my hip during the weekend. Well let me see what i did all last week. Tuesday me and david ha saw the movie Beowulf, it was pretty good i liked it. It was good, it was based on some peom that is 3183 lines of words. Then wednesday i we got out early from school like at 12:24Am, so me and david ha saw another movie called Enchanted, a Disney movie, it was good. Some singing in it, it had some actor notable for good rolls, like James Marsden (X-Men), Susan Surandon(Thelma and Louise) and some other people who arent inportant. lol Then Thanksgiving, it was such a Mexican Thanksgiving, my mom made two turkeys, one in the oven and the other was in the fryer.

Current Location: Lincoln High School
Current Mood: pain
Current Music: Peter Gabriel - "Big"

Sup people, this weekend was stressful and fun lol. Let me see, on friday I went to school, and yeah learned lol I didn't go to 1st or 2nd period lol in 3rd it was funny like always. In 4th period i had a test a vocab test in Mowrey's class. In 5th David Ha was mad cause he hates the class and he was bitching at anyone he could find. In 6th period i teamed up with this guy named Jesse and we were finishing my Transformers t-shirt and we stayed until 4 finishing that t-shirt. Then i went to work and cleaned and cleaned all the floors of the building.

Then on saturday hmmm I went to go check out this place where this guy was selling a 1991 Nissan 240SX for $2000, i checked it out and it was perfect condition but it had 140,000 miles on it, so way too much mileage. So came home and played my PSP and played that game called Need For Speed Underground Rivals, and then David Ha called me and so we talked and then he said i was a jerk and hanged up, and then we talked online and i was also talking to my friend Oscar about a girl lol. Then my brother comes in at 11:42 and asked what pack of cigarettes i wanted because earlier i had gave him my pack because he was out, so i told him Marlboro Ultra Lights. 

Sunday, I woke up about 9 am, and i heard my grandma talking to my uncle so i decided to get out of bed and be noisy and listen to their conversation. So I made coffee and made toast, and i was going to take a bath because I was going to go watch Beowulf but thats when it happen. My grandma told me that she was going to paint behind the dryer and washer so i had to help since my uncle works very hard all week long, which is a load of bull i work harder than him. So i stayed home and help my grandma paint the wall which i did 90% of the wall and my uncle did 10% of the wall. So yeah i got mad cause i couldn't go watch my movie, and my grandma was complaining about my mom's room about all her teddy bears being dirty, soi decided to clean the room because my mom works too many hours so i cleaned it for her. I finished about 5pm so i decided to go to Juan's house to check up on his leg, he broke his leg during a football game and yeah. So me, juan, and my other friend Alex kicked at his playing Halo 3. Then we got some beers and laughed. It was really fun and then me and Alex walked home cause we near each other so now im here listening to music and typing my blog. Well that was my weekend, and i will write about next weekend when I go to the LA Auto Show.

AJ 

Current Location: Juan's House
Current Mood: hyper
Current Music: Mississippi Queen by Mountain